You may be asking yourself: What is this site? Is this some kind of joke?
NOT AT ALL!
All your life, you've probably only been celebrating one day's worth of birthday. But did you know that you actually deserve more birthday for every year you've been alive? You've done more, seen more, and become a little slower every year. So have all your friends. And most of them live much further away than ever before. How could you possibly celebrate the growing body of work that is your life in just one 24 hour period? It's insane!
Using the calculator above, you can determine how much birthday you have actually earned this year, and you can use that information to make sure you get all the celebration you deserve! Have fun! See friends! Hug your family! Treat yourself!